Iâ€™m not saying the Zombie Apocalypse is happening in six months (Iâ€™m also not saying itâ€™s not, because, really, who can predict zombies?). But I plan to be ready â€” within six months.
Which means learning the skills necessary to survive. Marksmanship? Absolutely. Cardio? Also a given. Learning how to forage supper from the land without accidentally getting gakked from eating lily of the valley? Probably.
The idea is to become bad-ass enough to survive the undead masses, fast enough to outrun the fast zombies, and agile enough to climb a tree (because zombies canâ€™t climb â€“ this is a universal truth).
Is it doable? Iâ€™d like to think so. Youâ€™re all invited to join me. Or cheer me on. Or laugh hysterically when I fall out of a tree and try to convince my boyfriend that we really need to raise chickens.
Tell me, what skills do you think are essential to surviving the Zombie Apocalypse?